Tonight, my 4.5 year old son was getting ready for bed. Getting ready for bed means he needs to shower. And as any parent can relate, there's the usual banter of "get your jammies out" to "let's brush your teeth." Tonight went in this direction:
Me: C'mon. Let's get ready for your shower. I have three clothes on still.He comes around the corner.
Son: Dad, I have zero clothes on still.Yes. Yes, he did. He was, indeed, ready for shower. Bahahahaha.
Like I said, from the mouths of babes: an amusing context for zero.